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Wednesday, August 31, 2005
[Da Great Mighty Poo]

I really couldn't care less what grades i'll be getting, I don't really care what that stupid Arevalo is going to give me for a grade, I couldn't care less about BUSSFIN, or ITRENDS. Hey it was a bad day, got off the wrong side of the bed, plus the secretary at the CA office drove me nuts, at least Caneda was nice.

Played Conkers Bad Fur Day this afternoon, looks like a kids game but isn't. It has all the things that makes a mature game except the sex, but there are boobs (it was a sunflowers with boobs, but technically those are still breasts). The mature rating makes for some of the most hilarious dialogue i've ever heard in any game. You'll hear all sorts of curse words, some puns here and there. Also probably one of the most disgusting game i've ever seen; imagine a whole steaming mountain made by dung beetles (i guess you know what the mountain is made of), and this game probably has one of the most twisted bosses EVER. His name is The Great Mighty Poo (its probably obvious now about what he's made of), he chucks pieces of poop at you while he sings throughout the whole battle where you have to make him choke on rolls of tissue paper. I wrote down the lyrics of his song, which is probably the greatest song ever made XD, enjoy! It was actually a 3 level battle, one stanza for each level (making him choke on an certain number of tissue paper rolls increases the level)

I am the Great Mighty Poo,
and I'm going to throw my shit at you.
A huge supply of tish, comes from my chocolate star fish.
How about some scat you little twat.

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet Corn in the only thing that makes it through my rear,
how do think I keep this lovely grin? [Have some more caviar]

Now I'm really getting rather mad,
you're like a niggly,tickly, shitty little tag nut.
When I've knocked you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt?
That's right my butt!
Ew!
My butt!
Ew!
MY BUUUUUUUUTT!!!

The song was sung Soprano style, like those pavarotti songs, its not really funny if you just read the lyrics, you should really hear it, THE SONGS HILARIOUS XD!!


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